m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

“Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing.”
“What’s that?”
“My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?”
“No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years.”
“Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

milkchugger:

Aka a clock that changes color via hex code that is determined by the time.

I just clicked on this because I thought it looked cool and was like “how come it’s starting from #000000? I thought it was an actual clock?” And that is the story of how I realised it was already midnight